How To Produce a 30cm Chocolate
Posted on Tuesday, April 7, 2009, at 4:48 PM

I found this in forum again Lulz.


For those who wanna replicate the 30cm chocolate,

to produce such shit, it requires certain conditions:


1) the shitter must hold his/her shit for 48 hours to enable compression of shit


2) the food taken during the 48 hours must be of food with high fiber, to enable compact shit


3) during the 48 hours, shitter should refrain from extreme physical movement, especially the abdonem part to ensure the shit keep in shape

note: the shitter is encouraged to sit up straight all the time


4) during the process of shitting, the shitter should choose toilet bowls with big distance between the butthole and the shit landing place

note: if no such shit bwol found, shitter can squad on the toilet bowl instead of sitting on it

5) during the process of shit coming out from the butthole, the shitter must provide constant power for the pushing of equal diameter shitwarning: failure to do so might cause the hshit to have a weak spot, that tend to fracture


6) finally, the measurer must wear gloves for maximum protection against stomach bacterial.



and the sample, open at own risk. May cost your lunch, breakfast or booking dinner at restaurant

the link is safe. look at the link itself. imageshack

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/3213/lshit.jpg

lulz

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